Another Blind Cow Publishing adventure. How now brown cow. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.Email Me Check out my cow writings here! _uacct = "UA-3590618-1"; urchinTracker(); Web Site Hit Counter Tumblr (3.0; @dailycow)http://dailycow.tumblr.com/<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmsvz98DO1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255999428http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255999428Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:57:35 -0500“He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.”<br/><br/> - <em>Leo Tolstoy</em>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255999059http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255999059Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:57:18 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmsrxtSpP1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255997118http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255997118Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:55:09 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmsqlSKUm1qz71aso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255996308http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255996308Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:54:21 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmsmaUFdB1qz71aso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255993796http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255993796Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:51:46 -0500cowscrucify<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmsjuE8jn1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255992483http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255992483Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:50:18 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmsgyWE2a1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255990909http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255990909Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:48:34 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmkiuyo0A1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255843058http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255843058Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:56:54 -0500nunssexy“Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?”<br/><br/> - <em>Don Rickles (to David Letterman on 02/5/96 “Late Show”)</em>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255842220http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255842220Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:56:03 -0500quotesDon Rickles<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlkqoytSg1qzb7gjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://aishraz.tumblr.com/">aishraz</a>)</p>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255629637http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255629637Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:34:53 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktm5nuT5rB1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255586198http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255586198Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:35:54 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktm5en1CTu1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255582302http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255582302Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:30:23 -0500Hellboy<p>Instead of saying Happy Thanksgiving to folks this year why not try out these witty wishes. And remember never preface your remarks, “If I don’t see you.” This is offensive to blind people and those of us who wear corrective lenses.</p> <ul> <li>Stuff that turkey baby and cook your giblets well.</li> <li>Be thankful for thankfulness and eat all you want.</li> <li>Hope your team wins and that your pies are sliced evenly.</li> <li>Enjoy yourself but don’t forget the starving and homeless.</li> <li>Say nothing, keep on moving and go to bed.</li> </ul>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255581647http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255581647Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:29:00 -0500holiday wishesIf I don't see you<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktm52grc3y1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255577308http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255577308Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:23:04 -0500timerelativityrelativesspace<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dailycow.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/255576387/tumblr_ktm507fQDE1qz71as&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Bob Seger - Chain Smokin’</p>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255576387http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255576387Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:21:43 -0500musicBob Seger<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktm4xkLVjT1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255575268http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255575268Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:20:00 -0500SupermanMan of Stink<p>Don’t reblog this if you dislike posts that say “reblog this if you like (for instance getting erections).” etc., etc., etc„„</p>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255114068http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255114068Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:41 -0500reblogtumblrdumb<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlexxWPvr1qz71aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255104192http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255104192Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:58:45 -0500cowcatdailycowDiamond The Cat<p>One hundred million people live within three feet of sea level.</p>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255103403http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255103403Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:58:08 -0500factoid<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlcuiI2iz1qz71aso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255051345http://dailycow.tumblr.com/post/255051345Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:13:30 -0500overpopulationlittle fartsbig farts