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Oct 2nd
“If one looks with a cold eye at the mess man has made of...”
— Arthur Koestler
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
After midnight LSD paints the walls I shut myself off and...
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd

Books Read September 2009

When You Are Engulfed In Flames - David Sedaris (323 pages) Thy Neighbor’s Wife - Gay...
Oct 2nd
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
“There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.”
— Jules Champfleury
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
“The answer to poverty is not charity, the solution to...”
— Tere Saudavel
Oct 1st
Oct 1st

The box said: 'install on Windows 95, NT...

Oct 1st
Oct 1st
Listen Listen
The Who - Faith In Something Bigger
Oct 1st
Sep 30th

Going Offline tumblr...

Yea, I’ll be browsing my dashboard and all of a sudden tumblr’s blue screen of death...
Sep 30th
GPOYW: David & Tean survive another hectic September...
Sep 30th
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The way to achieve inner peace is to...

Sep 30th
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India Using Cow Dung To Cremate The Dead

In the remote, flood ravaged region of Bihar, India, a scarcity of trees has led the local people to...
Sep 30th
Sep 30th

In an average hour, there are over...

Sep 30th
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Listen Listen
Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed
Sep 30th
9gag: Mother and Sons
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
“What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not...”
— Norman Cousins
Sep 29th
Titty Tuesday Twofer with Pigtails!
Sep 29th
It’s Titty Tuesday…
Sep 29th
Sep 29th

I was more nervous than a ceiling fan...

Sep 29th
Sep 29th
“Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our...”
— George Santayana
Sep 29th
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Listen Listen
Badfinger - Day After Day
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th

United States Debt Facts

The estimated population of the United States is 307,006,363 so each citizen’s share of this...
Sep 29th
Got my new refrigerator from Gateway today. It moos when I...
Sep 29th
dailycow grazed in Central Park today…
Sep 29th
“The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide...”
— Russian Proverb
Sep 29th
I could lick and suck one of these all day (and all...
Sep 29th
Happy Birthday, Roxanne!
Sep 29th
Sep 29th
“There’s no such thing as bragging. You’re either...”
— Al Oliver
Sep 29th
Sep 29th

I was Wii boxing all day, and knocked...

Sep 29th
Sep 29th
“I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered...”
— Daniel Boone
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
“Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while...”
— Charles Simic
Sep 28th
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Beware of Programmers who carry...

Sep 28th
Sep 28th
“Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to...”
— Martin Amis
Sep 28th
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Listen Listen
Count Five - Psychotic Reaction
Sep 28th
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Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market...

Sep 28th
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Listen Listen
realrealsoft: mindgrapes: Bring On the Lucie (Freeda Peeple) John Lennon — From Children of...
Sep 28th
Sep 28th

A paperless office has about as much...

Sep 28th
Sep 28th
David's Eight Track Mixes
Sep 28th
Sep 27th
“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the...”
— Henry Moore
Sep 27th
Sep 27th

Jupiter Is Earth's Protector

What has kept the Earth “safe” (from asteroids) at least the past 65 million years,...
Sep 27th
No World Series for Chicago Cunts (err, Cubs) again this...
Sep 27th

Met's Pitcher Takes Requests

NEW YORK—With Citi Field attendance during Sunday’s matchup barely reaching 70 percent, Mets...
Sep 27th
Sep 27th
“Each moment is a place you’ve never been.”
— Mark Strand
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All computers wait at the same speed...

Sep 27th
Sep 27th
And lo and behold Jesus turned the weed into grass and the...
Sep 27th
Sep 27th
“The reverse side also has a reverse side.”
— Japanese Proverb
Sep 27th
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“I’m afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it...”
— Andy Warhol
Sep 27th
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Listen Listen
Animals - Paint It Black (Live BBC)
Sep 27th
Gotta do the milk shake dance for all my bullfriends…
Sep 27th
Are You Sitting Comfortably?
Sep 27th

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C...

Sep 27th
Sep 27th

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Sep 27th
Sep 27th
naoppi: sadanblog: blackcrowblues: (via...
Sep 27th
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“I want to know everything I want to be everywhere I want...”
— Nine Inch Nails, I Do Not Want...
Sep 27th
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“The world is round and the place which may seem like the end...”
— Ivy Baker Priest
Sep 27th
Happy Caturday! Give your pussy some XXX-tra love...
Sep 26th
“I don’t see how an article of clothing can be...”
— Robert A. Heinlein
Sep 26th
Slide, baby, slide!
Sep 26th
Listen Listen
Procol Harum - She Wandered Through The Garden Fence
Sep 26th
Sep 26th

I can't get enough minimalism...

Sep 26th
Ma Ono, Pa Lennon Let’s not call the kettle black (or...
Sep 26th
Sep 26th

A computer once beat me at chess, but it...

Sep 26th
Sep 26th

A hole is nothing at all, but you can...

Sep 26th
Ban cellphones, legalize cigarettes!
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
“I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I...”
— Kimberly Jones
Sep 26th
You’re the breast, baby…
Sep 26th
“With regard to the issue of content, the optical suggestions...”
— David Wyder (On seeing some...
Sep 26th
Could you Fed Ex these UPS trucks to Joe’s dump?
Sep 26th
“There’s so many fish in the sea That only rise up in...”
— Elvis Costello
Sep 26th
I think this one is safe in the jail shower…
Sep 26th

Red Ribbon Hand Job

A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to...
Sep 26th
Sep 26th

Why is it when your wife becomes...

Sep 26th
Sep 26th

Apple unveiled a new iPhone app that...

Sep 26th
Sep 26th

Is it to soon to ask Whoopi Goldberg if...

Sep 26th
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
“In 1960, Allen Ginsberg takes Psilocybin at Timothy...”
— From a book written by Adam...
Sep 25th
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Listen Listen
Fleet Foxes - Ragged Wood
Sep 25th
Sep 25th

How many pins can you stick in the head...

Sep 25th
Oh goody…football season is in full swing and so are...
Sep 25th
Sep 25th

On average, the life span of an American...

Sep 25th
Sep 25th
retrozone: (via miguelandrade) Let’s hope those damn...
Sep 24th
Let’s hope Fenway Park will be empty in October…
Sep 24th
“It’s not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.”
— Marilyn Monroe
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th

Jay Leno Monologue

Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi talked at the U.N. today. He went on forever about Israel, the swine...
Sep 24th
This ice cream tastes like fish but it is DELICIOUS!!
Sep 24th

Your doctor might be a quack if he says...

Sep 24th
FLASH FLOOD!!! FLASH FLOOD!!!
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
Listen Listen
Yardbirds - Too Much Monkey Business (BBC Live)
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“As one digs deeper into the national character of the...”
— Alexis De Tocqueville
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.”
— Mary McGrory
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“Tobacco, divine, rare, superexcellent tobacco, which goes...”
— Robert Burton
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Sep 23rd

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over...

Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or...”
— Florynce R. Kennedy
Sep 23rd
robertschofield: tryingtofollow: Hopefully folks...
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
Listen Listen
Spooky Tooth - That Was Only Yesterday (1999 Version)
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd

Google Eyes

The search engine Google got its name from the word ‘googol’, which refers to the number...
Sep 23rd
Titty Tuesday twofer of Diane Webber. Sleep tight,...
Sep 23rd
Ten minutes left in Titty Tuesday. Here’s a classic:...
Sep 23rd

The average bed is home to over 6...

Sep 23rd
Sep 22nd
“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to...”
— Bob Newhart
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
“Listen; there’s a hell of a good universe next door:...”
— e.e. cummings
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
Listen Listen
Pete Townshend - The Sea Refuses No River
Sep 22nd
Sep 21st
Listen Listen
Warren Zevon - My Ride’s Here
Sep 21st
Sep 20th
“Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease...”
— Author Unknown
Sep 20th
Jennifer Aniston’s nipple machine…
Sep 20th

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Sep 20th
Sep 19th
“The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world,...”
— George Borrow
Sep 19th
Driving, talking on cell phone and smoking…
Sep 19th

Cellphones Are The New Cigarettes

Cellphones are the new cigarettes of the 21st century. A few decades from now an inordinate amount...
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
He ate wheat even though he was allergic to it, because he was a gluten for punishment.
Sep 19th
Small version of HardOn Collider currently being erected in...
Sep 19th

Large Hardon Collider

Currently under construction, the LHC is scheduled to begin operation in September 2010. The LHC is...
Sep 19th
Deer John?
Sep 19th

Man charged for masturbating while...

RUTHERFORD — A 60-year-old Washington Township man was arrested Sept. 10 for masturbating in a...
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
Coffee guzzler…
Sep 19th

WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in...

Sep 19th
theduty: here here.
Sep 19th
Happy Caturday to one and to all! Give your pussy some good...
Sep 19th
“So much of what I am I got from you. I had no idea how much...”
— Pete Townshend
Sep 19th
Photoshopped vision of what John Lennon might have looked...
Sep 19th
“Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from.”
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Sep 19th
Sep 19th

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp...

Sep 19th

I'm Coming...

Deaf girls don’t hear you coming. Dumb girls don’t know when you are coming. Blind girls...
Sep 19th
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Listen Listen
The Who - It’s Your Turn
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
“Animals may not be able to think, but they have twice the...”
— Jesus Christ
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
Experts say flight attendants may spread swine flu.  Airlines will not provide tips for avoiding the...
Sep 19th
dhk: G-d* pisses colors. *sorry atheists, no offense I...
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
“The world is for thousands a freak show; the images flicker...”
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
“The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the...”
— Unknown
Sep 19th
Sep 18th

Jump

Grandpa: You see that little window back there, boy?
Grandson: Yes, sir.
Grandpa: Open it a little, then jump.
Sep 18th
(via chispa) Words of Truth…
Sep 18th

getting to know:

realrealsoft: rube waddell - american league 1897-1920, hall of fame in 1946 when rube was on...
Sep 18th
twink: this isn’t happiness. - Bukowski Prints, OMG
Sep 18th
Sep 18th

Late Night Jokes

Yesterday Jennifer Lopez was at the White House and she got a private tour of the Oval Office. So...
Sep 18th
Sep 18th

Former Yankee Pitcher Fritz Petersen's...

But Peterson is best known for one of baseball’s strangest trades. In 1973, Peterson and Mike...
Sep 18th
He’s gunning for heifers…
Sep 18th

Cow Falls On Man

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — A cow fell on a man at a dairy farm early Friday, sending him to a local...
Sep 18th
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“If you bring that sentence in for a fitting, I can have it...”
— M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
Sep 18th
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Marshall

Let’s see there’s Thurgood Marshall, Penny Marshall, Peter Marshall, Marshall Mathers,...
Sep 18th
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Listen Listen
Pete Townshend - I Don’t Know Myself
Sep 18th
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Barbie's measurements if she were life...

Sep 18th
Sep 18th
This dog does hunt…for hot dogs!
Sep 18th
Sep 18th
That dog don’t hunt no more…
Sep 18th
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“I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people...”
— Jimi Hendrix
Sep 18th
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Mosquitoes have 47 teeth...

Sep 18th
Sep 17th

Love That Little Tom "Thumb" Cruise

Tom Cruise says, “Sex with me is like flying”. He must mean the lost luggage, delays on...
Sep 17th
Something going on but you don’t know what it is Do...
Sep 17th
Listen Listen
sixbucks: Bob Dylan: Ballad Of A Thin Man No shortage of Misters Jones here!
Sep 17th
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“For present joys are more to flesh and blood than a dull...”
— John Dryden
Sep 17th
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Listen Listen
Fleetwood Mac - Sara
Sep 17th
Sep 17th

While it took the radio 38 years, and...

Sep 17th
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Sep 16th
“We die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do language....”
— Toni Morrison
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
“My favourite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all...”
— Anon. (via thebeaker) ...
Sep 16th
bigfun: Janine Antoni
Sep 16th
theduty: wow. things are looking up. yeesh.
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
“What do people mean when they say the computer went down on...”
— Marilyn Pittman
Sep 16th
Put this show on a permanent hiatus…
Sep 16th
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The number of hungry people will pass 1...

Sep 16th
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Listen Listen
Beatles - Ain’t She Sweet
Sep 16th
tumblr. headquarters as servers overheat…
Sep 16th

tumblr. now crawls...

Posting stuff to tumblr. use to be like the express lane in the supermarket but now it’s like...
Sep 16th
Sep 16th

The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by...

Sep 16th
Sep 16th
“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”
— Steven Wright
Sep 15th
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Titty Tuesday Twofer…
Sep 15th
It’s Titty Tuesday!
Sep 15th

Males, on average, think about sex every...

Sep 15th
Sep 15th
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the...”
— Cole’s Axiom
Sep 15th
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“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees,...”
— Bill Vaughan
Sep 15th