Daily Cow

That’s not your birthday present, JC. That’s my...

Sep 1st

Ponder These

Do they have reserved parking for nonhandicapped people at the Special Olympics? Energizer Bunny...

Sep 1st

“Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was...”
— Chester Port

Sep 1st

Sep 1st

“Bush has it backwards: Abortion is surgical; bombing is...”

Sep 1st

Aug 31st

The lion used in the original MGM movie logo killed its...

Aug 31st

Aug 31st

Who Wears The Pants/Panties

A couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite, on their wedding night. As they undressed for...

Aug 31st

Aug 31st

Idiot #1

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, and “Has anyone...

Aug 31st

Piss poor performance. Too many hits again. Curve ball is...

Aug 29th

Back to school/don’t be cruel!

Aug 29th

Free of gravity. The blade cuts. I hold on and on and on!

Aug 29th

Aug 29th

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and...”
— Mark Twain

Aug 29th

Aug 29th

“Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and...”
— Richard Dawkins

Aug 29th

Aug 28th

No decision. Poor pitching only lasted 4 innings. Team came...

Aug 28th

Good run support again and another win.

Aug 28th

Good run support but gave up too many hits. Got a lucky win.

Aug 27th

Aug 27th

“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were...”
— George Orwell

Aug 27th

Dad and daughter together for three weeks!

Aug 26th

“If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would...”
— Isaac Asimov

Aug 26th

Vacation and Work

Back to work today after a 6 week vacation. Just got back from Orlando on Friday/Saturday at 3 a.m....

Aug 26th

Aug 12th

The George W. Bush Library

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include: ...

Aug 12th

Happy Caturday!

Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

Aug 10th

“If there is no god, who pops up the next Kleenex?”
— Art Hoppe

Aug 10th

“No matter where you go, you’re there.”
— Mike Brady

Aug 10th

All Along The Watchtower

Aug 8th

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
— Aldous Huxley

Aug 8th

Gopher ball in the fifth doomed quality performance. Next...

Aug 8th

Aug 7th

Sharing and caring.

Aug 6th

Aug 6th

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the...”
— Dan Rather

Aug 6th

Aug 5th

“I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered...”
— Steven Wright

Aug 5th

Me as a lad playing with my toys. Notice the TV in the...

Aug 4th

A picture of Dad when he was a young man.

Aug 4th

A picture of Mom when she was a young lady.

Aug 4th

This is Butterscotch our dog when I was growing up.

Aug 4th

A picture of Mom & Dad on their wedding day.

Aug 4th

Aug 3rd

Aug 3rd

Phonies/Phoneys

My psychology professor said therapists recommend cell phone ear pieces for their patients who hear...

Aug 3rd

Aug 3rd

Bad Metaphors

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef. ...

Aug 3rd

Aug 3rd

Very Interesting

You can’t create a folder called ‘con’ in Microsoft Windows. The average...

Aug 3rd

Aug 3rd

Joke

A woman comes back from a visit to the doctor and says to her husband. “The doctor says...

Aug 3rd

Aug 3rd

“I am against the Mars expedition for budgetary reasons. If...”
— Wm. L. Bassett

Aug 3rd

Aug 3rd

I Can Spell Bob Backwards

Rush Limbaugh: I can count to one.
George W. Bush: I can count to two...I mean one, too.

Aug 3rd

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last...

Aug 3rd

Happy Caturday! That is all…

Aug 3rd

I went to the beach today.

Aug 2nd

Yolanda Yogurt

Aug 1st

Cow Charged With Herbicide

Moosic, PA-An obviously milk-shaken Yolanda Yogurt pleaded innocent today to charges that she killed...

Aug 1st

Aug 1st

No decision. Pitched poorly in the early innings. Next start...

Aug 1st