Daily Cow

Jul 1st

A gem of a pitching performance. A shutout and a win! Next...

Jul 1st

Jul 1st

“Evolution (god) gave men a penis and a brain, but...”
— Robin Williams

Jul 1st

Jun 30th

The Lie Will Continue

WASHINGTON (CNN) — President Bush on Monday signed a bill that will pay for the wars in Iraq...

Jun 30th

Jun 30th

“I do not deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I...”
— Jack Benny

Jun 30th

Summer heat is good!

Jun 28th

Happy Caturday!

Jun 28th

5 More Things From Mom

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables,...

Jun 28th

10 More Things From Mom

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through...

Jun 28th

Bless You!

Jun 28th

10 Things Mom Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each...

Jun 28th

Jun 28th

Net Tain't Green Folks!

Remember, Google processes 20 petabytes of data every day; or if you prefer – over 4,000 gigantic...

Jun 28th

Woodchuck target…

Jun 28th

“It took five years, the deaths of 4,100 US soldiers, and the...”
— Derrick Z. Jackson

Jun 28th

It’s only going to get worse…

Jun 27th

Jun 26th

Reality Television

Television tries to imitate reality, but it always misrepresents it, because it cannot capture...

Jun 26th

Another poor outing. Danger of losing spot in rotation. Next...

Jun 26th

Jun 26th

Need one of these for Diamond!

Jun 26th

Jun 26th

“This country was founded by slaveowners who wanted to be...”
— George Carlin

Jun 26th

Jun 24th

Jun 24th

Jun 24th

Foolish Person #1

Jun 24th

Smoking Postit!

Jun 24th

Jun 24th

Sunflower Twinkie!

Jun 24th

BOOM!

George Carlin died Sunday from swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time!

Jun 23rd

And tits doesn’t even belong on the list!

Jun 23rd

“He took my TV Guide? Who walks into someone’s...

Jun 23rd

Jun 22nd

Punny

Most Jamaican restaurants don’t serve bagels because the owners dread lox.

Jun 22nd

Jun 22nd

Arnold

Jun 22nd

Green Acres

Arnold Ziffel - Farm pig on the rural sitcom GREEN ACRES/CBS/1965-71. Arnold was the...

Jun 22nd

Jun 21st

SEX

70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the last year while 60% of female non-smokers...

Jun 21st

Jun 21st

Rib Ticklers

Actually officer, if you factor in the earth’s rotation, we’re all speeding. As I said...

Jun 21st

No run support. Pitched a good game with no gopher balls....

Jun 21st

Jun 20th

7 Billion By 2012

The world’s population will reach 7 billion in 2012, even as the global community struggles to...

Jun 20th

Jun 20th

“Bush tours Iowa to find out what Row vs. Wade is all about.”
— Drew

Jun 20th

War on Cookies?

Jun 19th

Procol Harum on the player… tablets of wisdumb in the...

Jun 18th

Perfect summer picture!

Jun 18th

Jun 18th

Ironic Times

Drinking Water in Arlington, Texas Tested Positive for Anti-Anxiety ...

Jun 18th

Jun 18th

“My employers recently informed staff that we are no longer...”
— Anonymous, England

Jun 18th

Jun 17th

SHIT

I’m trying to eliminate the word “waste” from my vocabulary. God Bless Atheism!...

Jun 17th

Jun 17th

“It will be a beautiful day when our Air Force has all the...”
— Unknown

Jun 17th

Jun 16th

I posted this two days ago.

Jun 16th

Jun 16th

“Bush could fart out diamonds and $100 bills to everyone and...”
— NeverDrunk23

Jun 16th

I made you tuna samwich for Father’s Day but I ated...

Jun 15th

My beautiful daughter. Happy Father’s Day to everyone!

Jun 15th

Jun 15th

“The people are sick. They have been too long poisoned by...”
— Harold Norse

Jun 15th

Jun 14th

Jun 14th

Jun 14th

Jun 14th

Bless these Twinkies!

Jun 14th

Jun 13th

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,...”
— Lily Tomlin

Jun 13th

I Miss You Daughter!!!

Jun 13th

Fresh air for Diamond!

Jun 13th

Friday

My indoor/outdoor thermometer reads 77 degrees in both locations. If this was a slot machine...

Jun 13th

Jun 12th

“Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation.”
— Unknown

Jun 12th

Jun 12th

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall...”
— Dr. Seuss

Jun 12th

Jun 11th

Campaign '08

McCain cites his experience over Obama’s: Says opponent’s never napalmed a village,...

Jun 11th

Jun 10th

“The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him...”
— (Terry Nation)

Jun 10th

Lights Out At The Reptile House!

Jun 10th

Four A.M.

Who are you looking at? through the melted shadows. Who are you going to be? When the night gets...

Jun 10th

Another no decision. Started out well but gopher ball did me...

Jun 10th

Jun 7th

Guitar Butcher

Dickie Betts (guitarist for the Allman Brothers) got hungry one day, riding around on his...

Jun 7th

Jun 7th

Tampa Bay Rays really need to change their cap logo.

Jun 7th

Jun 7th

Hitler's Bloodline

From that first, short conversation with William Patrick’s widow through subsequent dealings...

Jun 7th

Jun 6th

Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?

Jun 6th

Nursing home stops Alzheimer’s patients from escaping. Installs a fake bus stop for them to...

Jun 6th

Don’t stop!

Jun 5th

Jun 5th

Petty Cash withdrawal.

Jun 4th

“Cheer up! the worst is yet to come!”
— (Chase Johnson)

Jun 4th

Jun 4th

Capote On Kerouac

Truman Capote commented on the difficulty he had reading the Beat novels. He had tried but he had...

Jun 4th

Rough first inning. Another no decision. Next start vs. KC...

Jun 4th

Eat Me!

Jun 3rd

“No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.”
— (Zen saying)

Jun 3rd

Jun 2nd

Bo Knows

We are spinning through space on a journey ‘round the sun, each of us just trying not to fall...

Jun 2nd

Jun 1st

Books Read/May

Broken Music - Sting The Revenge Of Gaia - James Lovelock The Universal Baseball Association -...

Jun 1st

Jun 1st

Unworthy

Great Spirit, I am unworthy; My species has disgraced itself, Of all the species that live,or have...

Jun 1st

Jun 1st

“The universe is a creation entirely within a being that is...”
— Owsley

Jun 1st