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Thank you again, Albert!
May 1st
May 1st

WHERE AM I?

Market for GPS Devices Nearing Saturation Those...
May 1st
I’m going for a bicycle ride. Be back in a few...
Apr 30th
Albert Hofmann, Inventor of LSD T(RIP) at 104 in 2008
Apr 30th
Apr 29th
“Humans have destroyed more than 30 per cent of the natural...”
— Guardian, 10/2/98
Apr 29th
Apr 28th
“All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the...”
— John Hagee
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
Apr 27th

INTERRACIAL COUPLES

Aretha & Ben Franklin Nell & Jimmy Carter Latoya & Andrew Jackson Weezy &...
Apr 27th
Apr 27th

Atheist Foxholes

It eventually came out in Iraq in 2007, when he was in a firefight. Hall was a gunner on a Humvee,...
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
“Masturbation is the thinking man’s television.”
— Christopher Hampton
Apr 26th
One idiot I knew thought acid rain would get him high.
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
“Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an...”
— Graham Greene
Apr 26th
The last cow on earth…
Apr 26th
“Any man who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head...”
— Samuel Goldwyn
Apr 26th
Postits!
Apr 26th
Kind Of A Drag - Buckinghams
Apr 26th
Guess who won the Twinkie Cup this year?
Apr 26th
Diamond Girl!
Apr 26th

Spring Is Here

Spring has finally sprung in NJ. I always have trouble adjusting to the change of seasons. In the...
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
Apr 24th
“We must alert and organise the world’s people to...”
— Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Apr 24th
“We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our...”
— Toynbee, Arnold Joseph English...
Apr 24th
Stop reproducing, fools!
Apr 24th

Earth Day

I’m tired of all the facts and figures that show how much raw materials we all use and how...
Apr 24th
Abbey Road #3 
Apr 22nd
Abbey Road #2 
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
“We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is...”
— H.L. Mencken
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
“Sit at the feet of the master long enough, and they’ll...”
— John Sauget
Apr 22nd
Abbey Road #1 
Apr 22nd
Thank god he’s gone!
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
“If you want to know what the Earth is like one million years...”
Apr 22nd
Apr 21st
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”
— Bertrand Russell
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul...”
— George Carlin
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude...”
— Dick Gregory
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
“In baseball it doesn’t matter who dislikes you. These...”
— Jim Bouton
Apr 20th
4,256 hits and still singing!
Apr 20th

Hitman: Pete Rose

It’s time to put Pete Rose in the R&R Hall of Fame. Nobody has ever had more hits than...
Apr 20th
Apr 19th
I can’t remember what comedian it was, but he said...
Apr 18th
Apr 18th

Top 10 ?'s Bush Asked PedroFile

“Where is the little lady?” “How long have you been Poping?” ...
Apr 18th
Apr 17th

Ratzinger Is A Smug Prick

theutopian: Yeah he's sorry alright, sorry they got caught. Ratzinger is a smug prick, the former head of the current equivalent of the inquisition, and a very close ally to the former head of the church. Together they covered up these cases and the ones in Ireland (denounced by Sinnead O'Connell or whatever her name is) and dog knows what else.
If it wasn't for his predecessor the people in Africa might have had better access to information about safe sex. He had power to save lives and he didn't. I wish hell was real so that old fart was burning in it.
TL: RD ***** Ratzinger, I refuse to even call him pope or anything.
Apr 17th
Apr 17th

Pope Doesn't Get It

“It is a great suffering for the church in the United States and for the church in general and for...
Apr 17th
Apr 17th

Yanks Bury Bernie Williams!

NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red Sox fan entombed a...
Apr 17th

Real Newspaper Headlines

I read the news today oh boy! In the North Jersey Herald News the headline was: Former FBI...
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
“The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing...”
— Malcolm Muggeridge
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
DailyCow's Muxtape
Apr 16th
Hey George, have Dick send this guy to Guantanamo!
Apr 16th

Bill Maher On Catholics

When Barack Obama didn’t hear Reverend Wright say those awful things about America, he still...
Apr 16th
Apr 16th

Hypocrisy Hypocrisy Hypocrisy

WCityMike: Ah, how wonderful! A man who lives in gold-splendored regality comes to America to tell us all about the teachings of a man who said, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." A man who would excommunicate homosexuals and women who have abortions comes to America to tell us all about the teachings of a religion which instructs us that "judgment is mine, sayeth the Lord."
Did he get a new hat?
Apr 16th
Habit forming?
Apr 15th
This man should be in jail!
Apr 15th

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty

BorgiaGinz: Another reason I left the church was because of idiots who never bothered to learn how the church works. Ratzinger was the head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which oversaws the conduct of priests and the religious orders. He was responsible for shuttling pedophile priests to different churches, and he ensured that church investigations into child molestation accusations were kept secret.
Pope Benedict XVI faced claims that he had 'obstructed justice' after it emerged he issued an order ensuring the church's investigations into child sex abuse claims be carried out in secret. The order was made in a confidential letter, obtained by The Observer, which was sent to every Catholic bishop in May 2001.
It asserted the church's right to hold its inquiries behind closed doors and keep the evidence confidential for up to 10 years after the victims reached adulthood. The letter was signed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who was elected as John Paul II's successor.
Lawyers acting for abuse victims claim it was designed to prevent the allegations from becoming public knowledge or being investigated by the police. They accuse Ratzinger of committing a 'clear obstruction of justice'.
You are an admirer of an accessory to child molestation, and you belong to an organization that shielded pedophiles from prosecution and enabled pedophiles to harm children for decades.
Apr 15th
Apr 15th

Pedro File Mobile

kungfu: Now wait just a gol-darn minute. If the Pope is allowed to use pope-mobile protection rather than trust in God's will, then how does he justify that contraception is bad? Isn't the use of a condom circumventing God's will just as much as the plexiglass Pope-mobile?
Apr 15th
Apr 13th
“A moment I’ve been dreading. George brought his...”
— Ronald Reagan on George W....
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
Apr 13th

tumblr. descriptions #4

edatrix http://edatrix.tumblr.com/ lover of: books, photographs, summertime, open-mindedness,...
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
“And now…heeeeere’s Johnny!”
— Ed McMahon
Apr 13th

tumblr email

About your poem “Did Jesus Come”-well you know all about celibacy (what a dirty word)...
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
“Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of...”
— Albert Einstein
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”
— Bob Dylan
Apr 13th
SuperSmoker
Apr 12th

SuperSmoker

* No fire, no combustion, no tar and no real smoke. No carcinogenic substances (some 40 carcinogenic...
Apr 12th
Apr 12th

THINGS WE SAID TODAY

There is a bulge which needs to be indulged. Let me pole your hole. Slip out of that,...
Apr 12th
Apr 12th
Apr 12th

FREEZE! COCKSUCKER!!

Courtney Love tried at one point to preserve Kurt Cobain’s DNA. She performed oral sex on...
Apr 12th
Apr 12th

GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY

Little Richard liked to share the sexual wealth. In the dressing room before a gig, Richard...
Apr 12th
Apr 12th

OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY!

On Good Friday, 1962, John Lennon hung a life-size image of Jesus on the cross from the balcony of...
Apr 12th
Apr 10th
“Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while...”
— Charles Bukowski
Apr 10th
Apr 10th

SEX ED

The clitoris has ten times more sexual nerve endings packed into it than the largest penis....
Apr 10th
Apr 10th
Apr 10th

FIRST SNOW ON EAST MAIN

An inch at a time each thrust unique I coated her with urgency. Softly, without warning she came...
Apr 10th

YOUR KEY

Where can I hold you? Where you’ve never been held before? Where can I touch you? So you will...
Apr 10th
Apr 10th
Join the Navy if you want to be a semen…
Apr 10th
We gave him 8 years!!
Apr 10th
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
“The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.”
— George Orwell
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
New Study: Mobile Phones More Dangerous Than Smoking or ...
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
“I can’t remember anything without a sadness that it...”
— John Lennon
Apr 8th
Apr 8th

The Days Of Accounting

These are the days of accounting People and numbers interchangeable The Bank holds our life story...
Apr 8th
AL GORE WAS JUST KILLED BY ACE FREHLEY abe vigoda drove...
Apr 6th
Apr 6th

The Self-healing Process

Reconciliation and healing are the prescription for America’s intractable race problem. But...
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
“Conservative racists block the door to opportunity. Liberal...”
— Tony Brown
Apr 6th
YES!
Apr 5th
“An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”
— John Buchan
Apr 5th
Blast off!!!
Apr 5th
Cow’s in the barn…
Apr 5th
A pert pack of postits…
Apr 5th
A fresh pack of cigs…
Apr 5th
A plate of Twinkies…
Apr 5th
Apr 4th
“Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom and lakes...”
— (Gil Stern)
Apr 4th
Apr 4th

MOM NEVER FORGAVE ME

for not liking her milk. (By Dan Nielsen) 
Apr 4th
Apr 4th

POLITICS

The good old days before the fall from reality where we laughed at the powers that be. The present,...
Apr 4th
The Low Custs Are Coming!
Apr 3rd
A tough nut to crack.
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd

Duck Tape

Made an audio tape today. Went to the park and the ducks were quacking up a storm. I put a label on...
Apr 2nd
Apr 1st
Today is Diamond The Cats birthday. She is now 10 years old....
Apr 1st
My uncle saw a sign that said, “Drink Canada Dry.” So he did!
Apr 1st
Apr 1st

Family Trees

Genealogists find Obama related to Brad Pitt, Clinton to Angelina Jolie and McCain related to Bea...
Apr 1st