Mar 2nd
Mar 2nd
High Hopes Low Life?
Mar 2nd
Dressed for sucksess?
Mar 2nd
Today we talk politics. Tomorrow we talk politics. Politics...
Mar 2nd
Mar 1st
Smoking
Inhale. Deep breath, that’s it. No no, don’t hack like that. It’s good, That hearty lungful of...
Mar 1st
Mar 1st
Death By Twinkie
Twinkies are the yummiest things in the world. Oh how I love to lick and suck that wonderful creamy...
Mar 1st
Feb 28th
“In sports: The Florida Marlins have announced they will form...”
— Conan O’Brien
— Conan O’Brien
Feb 28th
“I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me.”
— Bob Dylan
— Bob Dylan
Feb 28th
Happy Birthday, Fish!
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Looks spoiled to me.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Smoking Woman #7
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
Who wants some pussy?
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
COME INSIDE ME
angel stardust of creation come inside me tonight. beauty vision of nature come inside me tonight....
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
Don’t ever miss a week of work. You can come back to...
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
Feeling a bit flushed today?
Feb 26th
You can never find one when you need one!
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
“Most of my life, I have found myself in the role of the...”
— Alex Noble
— Alex Noble
Feb 25th
David fell down.
David go boom-chick-a-licka!
Feb 24th
Cheezeburger?
Feb 24th
tumblr. Takes Tumble
While taking the garbage out today I took a “tumble” down the cement stairs outside. I...
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
TUMVIEW
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Feb 24th
“Install in us a wholesome, happy mind with goodwill and...”
— Rig Veda
— Rig Veda
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
Let’s burn rubber!!
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
If a politician got lost in the woods would you send out a...
Feb 24th
Deaf, Dumb & Mini-Blinds
Rosehips: Guess what? I watched a tree fall on television last night, with the volume off. It didn't make a sound. A tree fell in the woods, someone was around to hear it, but it still didn't make a sound. Nothing, just silence. Television stumps the Buddha, eh?Sweetlick: A vision on the television! If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? Such words have been said to point toward paradise, but I'm dying to ask the Buddha what he was thinking about, for if no one is around to see them, then where are the woods?
Rosehips: On the other hand, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Sweetlick: What other hand?
Feb 24th
This is Diamond. She’s a cat. She enjoys looking out...
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
Listen
John Deere Manure Handling Equipment
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
THE FOUNDING FATHERS
Charges: Lionized as moral pillars and demigods ad nauseam without the slightest hint of irony....
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
MILK CUDS
A dairy cows life is a hard one. She’s in the field all day eating, chewing and regurgitating...
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
Postits #4
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
The thing is you won’t know which bullet (cigarette)...
Feb 23rd
First snowfall of the year in Passaic, NJ. A good 6 inches....
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
Dawn's Gift
cold shivers a cigarette for another finger sealed ministers each one with starch in the collar...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
Listen
http://www.norelpref.com/
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
Dick swims…
Feb 23rd
Dick Swett
DICK SWETT (D) SENATE CHALLENGER BORN: May 1, 1957, Bryn Mawr, Pa. EDUCATION: Yale U, B.A., 1979...
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
KILLED THE OLD COW
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow...
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
I CALL YOUR NAME
I call your name and the wind carries you to me and me to you… I call your name and I see your...
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
THE OLD WHORE
an old whore walks her dog by my window I get a hard-on and lose myself in a six pack of beer ...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
Feb 20th
CATTLE FUTURES
“It Takes A Village of Cattle To Make You Rich” is the new book by Hilly Rodharm Cliton....
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
tumblr. URL's #2
Josh http://joshwilliams.tumblr.com Davidaron’s Tumble Post http://davidaron.tumblr.com...
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
tumblr. descriptions #5
Super Hamburger America is the personal tumblelog of E.C. Mendenhall. Design blog encompassing...
Feb 20th
Beef re-call
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
You are a Wonder woman!
Feb 20th
Bill O’DenyReality
Feb 20th
Madame Campbell
What do you call a place where “soup whores” hang out? (A brothel)
Feb 20th
Barb Pennypacker organized the get-together, what she called...
Feb 20th
The Woodchuck Question
Probably none. Woodchucks aren’t particularly tree-oriented, and while they can climb to find food,...
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
Cows On A Wire
Forecast: Milk
Feb 19th
A Shot In The Dark
Starring Peter Sellers?
Feb 19th
The Man of Steel!
Feb 19th
A totally worthless human being…
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
INTERVIEW WITH D.R. WYDER
DAILY COW: Rumor has it that you look like a cow. What do you really look like? DAVID WYDER:...
Feb 19th
“All animals except man know that the principal business of...”
— Samuel Butler
— Samuel Butler
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
Ramdum Bytes
I went to Costco(w) today and bought some miniature cows. Copulation - Sexual intercourse between...
Feb 19th
Feb 18th
Miss Piggy Murdered
Mayfield -Miss Piggy, the vivacious porker porn star who entertained millions, was found hacked to...
Feb 18th
Elephantitis, mastitis, bronchitis…
Feb 18th
Ms. Pasture Perfect
NAME: Tipper Gored (a.k.a. Buffet Betty) BIRTHPLACE: Mammary Lane, Virginia OCCUPATION: Chief...
Feb 18th
The cat has to be named Twinkie…
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
Obama Lights?
Feb 18th
Post Tits
Feb 18th
Smoking Woman #3
Feb 18th
From The Email Bag
Babette Shimkus of Elizabeth, NJ says her PosTits have yellowed with age but when applied to a...
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
Our Running Themes
Enclosed herein the tumblr. log you will find: cows cats twinkies post its smoking tumblr....
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
“When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality...”
— (Frank Sinatra)
— (Frank Sinatra)
Feb 18th
Smoking Woman #2
Feb 17th
Smoking Woman #1
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
CEO Has Sex With Cow
NORTH SIOUX CITY, SD -The serenity of the bovine world was shattered today when local sheriffs...
Feb 17th
“Bull times zero is bull. Bull divided by zero is infinity...”
— (Joe McCowthy at Debate 1997)
— (Joe McCowthy at Debate 1997)
Feb 17th
Smoking Man #10
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
VICTORIAN KISSING BULL BALLS
A cherished Victorian Age tradition returns (kissing below a dead bulls balls). These twin 12”...
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
BEN & JERRY SPRINGER'S ICE CREAM
Our ice cream is made from cows that abuse drugs. These cows come from dysfunctional herds that have...
Feb 17th
“Patience.
In time the grass becomes milk.”
— (Zen Wizard Udder Chow)
— (Zen Wizard Udder Chow)
Feb 17th
Edgar Alien Hoover
Feb 17th
J. Edgar Poe (t)
Feb 17th
Too much information…
Feb 17th
tumblr. descriptions #4
site:*.tumblr.com My “mini-blog” for quickly tossing up things of interest. I...
Feb 17th
Tastes great, less filling!
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
Smoking Man #13
(no particular order)
Feb 16th
Hello, Newman
Randy Newman Alfred E. Newman Edwin Newman Paul Newman Lorraine Newman Thunderclap Newman
Feb 16th
Smoking Man #9
Feb 14th
Secaucus Caucus
Bob Dobbs 42% Bob Dole 28% Jayne Mansfield 12% Sal Lami 10% Wang Holder 8%
Feb 14th
Smoking Man #11
Feb 14th
Three On A Match
McCain Proves Himself to Conservatives He shoots a gay abortion doctor who is here illegally.
Feb 14th
Smoking Man #8
Feb 13th
Sigmund Floyd - Psycho Anal Sis
Have A Cigar (Bill C.) Dreams (Syd B.) Transference (Subway) Oedipus Complex (Herpes) Slips...
Feb 13th
CD Cover Collection #1
Feb 13th
Smoking Man #7
Feb 13th
Smoking Man #6
Feb 13th
Cup of “T” anyone?
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
“This product that was on TV was available for four easy...”
— Mitch Hedberg
— Mitch Hedberg
Feb 13th
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Twinkie
Definitions of Twinkie * Appealing but lacking substance. * A Twinkie is a “Golden Sponge...
Feb 12th
Feb 12th
~I see you and I know what you are doing~
Feb 11th
tumblr. URL's
Little Niftyshellsuit http://niftyshellsuit.tumblr.com Sleepless Nights...
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
tumblr. descriptions #3
I create Web sites with The Safe Media Company My Tumblelog - when I feel there isn’t enough...
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
Close the damn door!
You’re wasting...
Feb 11th
tumblr. descriptions #2
My name is Tardy. Thanks for visiting my Tumblr. This is where I post pictures, thoughts, quotes and...
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
Friends, Classmates, etc...
I went to school in Oakland from K through 9. My freshman year was at Indian Hills but my family...
Feb 11th
Feb 10th
Power To The People!
Oh, skip it…
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
Hambone…
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
tumblr. descriptions #1
I’m like the F. Scott Fitzgerald of literature. You can watch videos that I made (and some...
Feb 10th
Puns, Spun, Nups, Sunp
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
The last name is pronounced “Weeder” not...
Feb 10th
Cow Tse Tongue
Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun Cows aren’t fun...
Feb 9th
Software
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
tumblr.log rolling uphill
My own personal scrapbook. Nobody else looks at it. Search (barney) google and this site does not...
Feb 9th
Nobody is following dailycow.tumblr
At least I don’t...
Feb 9th
Feb 8th
I put sandpaper on my penis
I put my penis on sandpaper
My...
Feb 8th
Feb 8th
INCOHERENCY
Went down to the lightbulb factory everybody else was right and I was all wrong they told me to...
Feb 8th
Coffee
Indigestion
Thursday
Feb 8th
KITTEN
In between a hex wrought of self-will, iron semen and desire. Cracked actors buried in sand $20...
Feb 8th
Keep Hope Alive!
Feb 7th
I’ve got to go…
Feb 7th
Jesus Alou?
Feb 7th
Feb 5th
Mossy Tongue
Feb 5th
Super Tuesday…
They are all full of it…
...
Feb 5th
CREEP
Committee To Re-Elect The President
Feb 4th
I wonder how much these candidates for president with all...
Feb 3rd
Aah, OK set adjusted-COLOUR!
Feb 3rd
Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
Tele Gram
Do they have Cliff Notes for suicides? I’m going to bury myself inside you! …Black...
Feb 2nd
Youth is wasted
(on the young)
Feb 2nd
Feb 1st
Feb 1st