Daily Cow

Jan 1st

“Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in...”
— Chief Seattle

Jan 1st

Careful With That Axe, Eugene!

Dec 31st

Dec 31st

“A cancer is an uncontrolled multiplication of cells; the...”
— Paul Ehrlich

Dec 31st

“The Earth has cancer and the cancer is Man.”
— Club of Rome

Dec 31st

Macarthur’s Park!

Dec 31st

Going Green

The company for which I work just declared itself “green” a few weeks ago. From what I...

Dec 31st

The Guru Moo!

Dec 31st

The Toilet Runneth Over

Someone was always there to spoil the fun. The parade passed by only to get rained on. Under the...

Dec 31st

Dec 31st

Cut Up #2

Dream of seeing through my asshole holding sacred the disorder of life. Able to hear colors &...

Dec 31st

Dec 31st

The 4 Truths Of Mooism

Chew your cud and you chew life itself. Milk is the river of life. The grass is never greener...

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

QUOTE OF THE YEAR “I don’t know what his beef is.” — President George W. Bush, after dodging...

Dec 30th

Dec 30th

Some Banks Don’t Know, Others Won’t Tell What They’ve Done With Bailout. But bank officers observed...

Dec 30th

Dec 30th

MAD HUMAN DISEASE CONTINUES

COWGARY, CANADA-The spread of Mad Human Disease (MHD), which has plagued the planet for the last 75...

Dec 30th

Dec 30th

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds...”
— Robert Anderson

Dec 30th

Dec 28th

Dec 28th

Cut Up tumblr

Is the most delicious, magically drink. Something about getting coffee is so charming & rich...

Dec 28th

Happy Caturday!

Dec 28th

I won all the tumblr awards for 2008. It wasn’t even...

Dec 26th

Dec 26th

“My depression is chemical; yours is a figment of your...”

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

“Even our cum gives birth to death.”
— Harold Norse

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

Joke #7

Mississippi: How do you know when you’re staying in a Mississippi hotel? When you call the...

Dec 24th

Dec 24th

“Bush moved pretty quickly… He reacted pretty good when...”
— David Letterman

Dec 24th

Get yer’ Slack…

Dec 23rd

Dec 23rd

Decorate your local squirrel for x-mas…

Dec 23rd

Why Don’t We Do It In Abbey Road?

Dec 23rd

Christmas Cow!

Dec 23rd

Use Post Its when you run out of X-mas tags.

Dec 23rd

Take up smoking for X-mas and the New Year!

Dec 23rd

Instead of Twinkies Tis’ the season for Ho Ho’s!

Dec 23rd

SNOW

Snow is beautiful. I don’t care what anybody says. Snow is beautiful. It covers up all the...

Dec 21st

Before the tree goes up Diamond always poses on the red rug...

Dec 21st

Diamond loves Christmas. Lots of empty boxes to play in.

Dec 21st

Caturday, December 20, 2008

Dec 20th

Dec 20th

“Dunphy, 41, claims the relationship deteriorated after she...”

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

“Robber threatens gas station employee with a tree branch....”
— Drew

Dec 19th

Dec 19th

Dec 17th

No Bailouts

A capitalistic economy needs depressions to clean out the system. The various State and Federal...

Dec 17th

Nobody wore lipstick like Kitty Carlisle!

Dec 17th

Caturday, Dec. 13, 2008

Dec 14th

Dec 13th

“Data is like food. A good meal is served in reasonably sized...”
— William Van Winkle

Dec 13th

Still feeling sick. Huffing & Puffing…

Dec 12th

Wite Out This Damned Fever!

Dec 10th

SICK

Body has a fever with temperature fluctuating between 99 and 102. Went to work anyway. A bonus for...

Dec 10th

Happy Caturday!

Dec 6th

Going to need a comedy bailout after this asshole is gone.

Dec 6th

Pun Up 2

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is...

Dec 6th

Dec 6th

Pun Intended

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size...

Dec 6th

Love That Bob!

Dec 6th

Priest Joke

A priest checks-in to a hotel and says to the hotel clerk, “I hope the porn channel in my room...

Dec 6th

Dec 5th

“There’s a seeker born every minute.”
— Firesign Theater

Dec 5th

Dec 1st

Solitary

The queen goes over the king the red goes over the black. The house is empty all the bugs have been...

Dec 1st