Daily Cow

Dec 1st

Solitary

The queen goes over the king the red goes over the black. The house is empty all the bugs have been...

Dec 1st

Dec 1st

Books November 2008

Mercy - Andrea Dworkin Dead City - Shane Stevens The Broom Of The System - David Foster...

Dec 1st

Happy Caturday!

Nov 29th

Nov 29th

Christmas is coming!

Nov 29th

Another Groaner

What do you call it when traffic is backed up for miles in Jamaica? Dreadlocked!

Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

Here I am rolling my own cigs in my war against high NJ...

Nov 28th

Diamond had two helpings of turkey today!

Nov 28th

A beautiful lady inside and out. Thank you for 22 years of...

Nov 28th

Tean & I celebrated 22 years on November 21st.

Nov 28th

Nov 27th

“If brains were bird droppings, he’d have a clean cage.”
— Unknown

Nov 27th

Vatican Forgives John Lennon for ...

Nov 25th

Les Nessman reporting!

Nov 25th

WKRP Turkey Flying

It’s flying something behind it and I can’t quite make it out. It’s a large banner...

Nov 25th

Nov 24th

“Woman loses foot in freak accident. She’s...”
— Drew

Nov 24th

At 12 gallons and holding…

Nov 24th

Nov 22nd

Arsehole

Ralph and Mary just got to bed one evening. Ralph suddenly said, “Mary, if I were to die...

Nov 22nd

Nov 22nd

Short Joke

The other day, Bill’s wife asked him to go to the video store and get ‘Scent of a...

Nov 22nd

Nov 22nd

“President Bush has exactly two months left in office. His...”
— Jimmy Kimmel

Nov 22nd

Nov 22nd

Cig Tax Redux

Why are people oblivious to the fact that cars emit billions of times more carcinogens in the air...

Nov 22nd

Nov 22nd

Tax Religion

While we’re at it, let’s tax the gays. And since we want to be equal opportunity, let’s tax...

Nov 22nd

Almost forgot it’s Caturday!

Nov 22nd

Alone in the kitchen. The walls speak of silence.

Nov 22nd

Nov 22nd

Silence

The silence is golden, it is cold, it speaks volumes. I push harder into you but only silence....

Nov 22nd

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

Post It

Nov 19th

PosTit

Nov 19th

Love That Bob!

Nov 19th

“When the President does it, that means that it is not...”
— Richard Milhous Nixon

Nov 19th

Twinkie Mummy?

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

Shallow

The shallow rut continues. As he strives for perfect attendance he realizes that he has become...

Nov 19th

Christmas gift?

Nov 19th

“It’s not real work unless you would rather be doing...”
— James M. Barrie

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

Shiver

…The morning feet hit the floor and you shiver. You walk outside with your winter coat on and...

Nov 19th

Nov 17th

“The Wall Street bailout looks a lot like Iraq — a...”
— Naomi Klein

Nov 17th

Nov 17th

Nov 17th

I Wanna Hold Your Head!

Nov 17th

Anti-social web site.

Nov 17th

They most likely keep going out and you have to relight ...

Nov 17th

Nov 16th

Happy Caturday!

Nov 16th

Nov 15th

Nov 15th

Be quiet already. You had your chance and you blew it.

Nov 13th

Nov 12th

“Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.”
— Unknown

Nov 12th

Boom Boom Mancini!

Nov 12th

“Freedom means having power, not the power to control other...”
— Theodore Kaczynski

Nov 12th

Nov 11th

“I would love to believe that when I die I will live again,...”
— Carl Sagan

Nov 11th

Nov 11th

“If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us,...”
— Bill Hicks

Nov 11th

Nov 11th

“Listen to me! Television is not the truth. Television’s a...”
— Howard Beale

Nov 11th

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Nov 9th

Happy Caturday!

Nov 8th

And So It Begins

Fellow Business Executives: As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned...

Nov 8th

Nov 8th

“Robert Dinero is worth a lot of money in Spain.”
— Me

Nov 8th

Nov 7th

Late Nite Jokes

Political analysts are saying Obama’s win was unprecedented — which confused George Bush, who said,...

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Bull Semen

We were driving along and saw a billboard for “Extra Protein Milk” So, what are they...

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but...”
— Charles Bukowski Factotum,...

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Dinosauria, We

Born like this Into this As the chalk faces smile As Mrs. Death laughs As the elevators break ...

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

“America is a melting pot: Those at the bottom get burned,...”

Nov 7th

End up living in a van down by the river!!!

Nov 7th

“Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was...”
— Unknown

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

“My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something like...”
— Unknown

Nov 7th

Too bad that after January we will forget all about the...

Nov 7th

“I’m tempted to say into a microphone that I feel I won...”
— Jim Bouton

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

No Cares In The World

Injustice everywhere the flow of flowers decays in the abyss known as the courtroom. We all meander...

Nov 7th

Nov 5th

“More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion...”
— Harvey Milk

Nov 5th

What a victory. I’m speechless!!!

Nov 5th

Do Not Steal This Election

Give the other party a chance (after 8 years of failed Cheney policy). Don’t tamper with the...

Nov 5th

Nov 5th

Nov 5th

“No matter who you’re voting for, tomorrow is a really big...”
— Craig Ferguson

Nov 5th

Nov 5th

JOKE

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the...

Nov 5th

Nov 4th

“Christian Science Monitor Discontinues Print Edition...”
— Ironic Times

Nov 4th

Nov 4th

Fuck

This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications...

Nov 4th

Happy Erection Day!

Nov 3rd

Nov 3rd

Nov 3rd

New Twinkie Packs

Milwauke - Hostess Twinkies are becoming the latest product remade and repackaged into 100-calorie...

Nov 3rd

Nov 3rd

Aquarius Sinking

pleasers with abortion tweezers took my mistake away lovers with mothers took my honesty away cars...

Nov 3rd

Nov 3rd

Books October 2008

Boy’s Life - Robert R. McCammon The Night Listener - Armistead Maupin If This World Were...

Nov 3rd

Nov 2nd

Sunday Rant

After ten years of practicing Yoga I finally can masturbate with my toes. Either I’m a master...

Nov 2nd

Holloweenie Over, Caturday’s Here! Turn clox back one...

Nov 1st