Daily Cow

Happy Halloweenie!

Oct 31st

“The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us...”
— Vladimir Nabokov

Oct 31st

Oct 30th

The Milk Epistles #5

Secrets of Wisdom We can manage to live better, we can manage to live longer, we can manage to live...

Oct 30th

Oct 28th

Oct 28th

Oct 28th

“72% Have Stopped Reading News Only reading polls.”
— Ironic Times

Oct 28th

Advertising at its worst!

Oct 28th

Member Testimony #3

Baby Name: Zeke Zanzibar Church Name: Dungmaster Valium B. Moody I thought I had it all. A high...

Oct 28th

I stopped digging because I’ll only end up in the...

Oct 28th

“Not tabloid enough for the mouth-breathing public....”
— Atlas Spanked (On the decision...

Oct 28th

The Warren Commission

Oct 27th

“Sob, heavy world, Sob as you spin Mantled in mist, remote...”
— W.H. Auden

Oct 27th

Oct 26th

Human had sex with this cow…

Oct 25th

Pregnant Cow Drowned

Bali: Villagers from Julah in Tejakula, Buleleng, tow (see photo above) a pregnant cow behind a boat...

Oct 25th

Another purrfect Caturday!

Oct 25th

Oct 25th

Milk Epistle #8

Holy Cow Holy Cow! How often we in the West use that term. Very few of us, however, know how and...

Oct 25th

Oct 24th

“Man accuses NYC police of sodomizing him with walkie-talkie....”
— Drew

Oct 24th

Oct 23rd

Member Testimony #4

Baby Name: Dr. Bob Roberts Church Name: Dungmaster Assoholic Anonymous I make gobs of money...

Oct 23rd

Oct 23rd

Milk Epistle #7

Six Billion Fools There are now over 6 billion people on this planet. In all of recorded history...

Oct 23rd

Oct 20th

“If Democrats are to win the 2008 election, they must not...”
— Kennedy-Palast

Oct 19th

Oct 19th

“Some cats barf as a way of passing time.”
— James Nicoll

Oct 19th

What happens when they go on the slide?

Oct 19th

Caturday, just chillin’

Oct 18th

Joke(r)

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:  ...

Oct 18th

Love the “Smoking Bob Dobbs”

Oct 18th

NJ's Smoke Tax

Higher taxes and cigarette prices prompt some smokers to quit. But most smokers, so the wisdom goes,...

Oct 18th

Oct 17th

Giddyup!

Certain hackneyed phrases get my goat. It seems that every Friday many people always say...

Oct 17th

Oct 16th

“Yesterday in New York City, a woman gave birth to a baby at...”
— Conan O’Brien

Oct 16th

Oct 15th

“Nixon never once masturbated. That’s why he was like...”
— Unknown

Oct 15th

Oct 15th

“If walking were taught in school, we’d be a nation of...”
— Unknown

Oct 15th

Oct 15th

“We never fully know what we are talking about.”
— Karl Popper

Oct 15th

And in the end The love you make Is equal to the love you...

Oct 14th

Lactation Builds Our Nation!

Oct 14th

“I could lick her nipples all day. But she won’t let...”
— Unknown

Oct 14th

PosTiT #44

Oct 14th

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls...”
— Unknown

Oct 14th

Smoking feels so good!

Oct 14th

“Before you kill something make sure you have something...”
— Charles Bukowski

Oct 14th

Andy Warhol’s Twinkies!

Oct 14th

Oct 14th

“You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time;...”
— Charles Bukowski

Oct 14th

Oct 13th

Oct 13th

It's A Beautiful Day

The sun is shining everywhere. Not a sky in the clouds (or should I say not a cloud in the sky)....

Oct 13th

Get on the bus folks. The voting machines are being rolled...

Oct 11th

Oct 11th

It’s Caturday! Time For The Love In To Begin!

Oct 11th

Headlines

Yahoo Twitters Google Tumblr.’s Stocks Tumble McCain: Read My Lipstick. No New Taxes Saturday...

Oct 11th

Oct 11th

Sell Your House, Mister

As a wise commenter, “I love the fact that it’s “acceptable/normal” for a home to increase its value...

Oct 11th

Oct 11th

“Father of two crushed to death after falling into printing...”
— Drew

Oct 11th

Oct 10th

Half-Baked Alaskan

Bits of cheese-baked baloney stuck to my shoe. No fresh piano tunes to play and no respite from ice...

Oct 10th

And another one…

Oct 9th

I had another baby today.

Oct 9th

Oct 8th

Lost In Space

…All the garbage fell out my shoes. My ears full of wax and my brain set on fax. I faltered, I...

Oct 8th

Oct 6th

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only...”
— Dan Quayle

Oct 6th

Oct 6th

“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t...”
— Steven Wright

Oct 6th

Only In America!

Oct 5th

Only In America

1. Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in...

Oct 5th

Oct 5th

Joke

A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only...

Oct 5th

Oct 5th

Another bathtub, another Caturday!

Oct 5th

The Shirelles loved by their hometown and certainly never to...

Oct 4th

Tean and I at the Shirelles Boulevard dedication on Sunday.

Oct 4th

The Shirelles’ Auditorium dedication plaque at Passaic...

Oct 4th

Oct 4th

Oct 3rd

Good Joke

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sit there, each being...

Oct 3rd

Oct 2nd

Palin Porn Movies

Clean Shaven Klondykes” - This Time There’ll Be No Bush Veep Throat Nailin Ms....

Oct 2nd

Another Soviet-style fixed election just around the corner.

Oct 1st

“It doesn’t matter what McCain says. The polls may all...”
— Thrash Cardiom

Oct 1st