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My babysitter in Oakland, NJ! Alive and well!
Feb 1st
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
Smoking Man #5
Jan 31st
No cheezeburger, BEER!
Jan 31st
Her first day home (August 2000)
Jan 31st
Diamond girl full of love!
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
Push it, push it, push it GOOD!
Jan 30th
Ladies underwear 50% off. Mens briefs 50% off.
Jan 30th
Love ad blockers. Better than Beta blockers.
Jan 30th
Don't Sing-A-Long
I dislike listening to or attending live music shows where the lead singer asks the audience to sing...
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
Love That Bob!
Jan 29th
Car parked on Post Lane…
Jan 29th
Post It Mummy!
Jan 29th
Blessed are the peachmakers?
Jan 29th
OK, enough…
Jan 29th
Post, New York?
Jan 29th
Post Haste?
Jan 29th
Postman?
Jan 29th
Post, Emily
Jan 29th
Post Office?
Jan 29th
Post, Markie? Post Tits?
Jan 29th
Post Toasties?
Jan 29th
Post, Wilbur? Post, Carol? Post, (Mr. Ed is at the…)...
Jan 29th
Post Partum?
Jan 29th
Post Udders?
Jan 29th
Post Tits?
Jan 29th
Get Milk
Jan 29th
Cowdillac 2008!
Jan 29th
“I made many mistakes. I killed many innocent people....
Jan 29th
The State Of The Onion Address will be simulcast in English...
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
Kama Sutra Comma Sutra Karma Sutra Common Sutures
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Mr. T will be over for tea and some t-ball action!
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
Less than a year and this ugly shrub will be removed from...
Jan 24th
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Went to a new restaurant yesterday and they had a celebrity menu. I ordered the “Karen Carpenter”...
Jan 24th
Ride a bike, yes… Drive a car, no…
Jan 23rd
Happy 53rd Birthday!
Jan 23rd
CAT FOR HIRE
I’m hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make...
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
Bi Polar Bear?
Jan 21st
DRINKS
Lee Harvey Wallbanger (3 shots in 6 seconds)
Jan 21st
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your...”
— Kurt Vonnegut
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
At mos phere\ Atom Sphere\ Here Atoms P\ ...
Jan 19th
The “alternate” alternate universe the world of...
Jan 19th
Cattle Logs\ Cat A Log\ Log A Cat\ Goal Tac\ Catalog
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
Kiss A Saudi Today?
Jan 18th
Woody Woodpecker, Woody Guthrie, Woody Allen, Woody Hayes,...
Jan 18th
The Good Priest Cam!
Jan 17th
Cunning Lingus Cam!
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
Cocks?
Jan 16th
For/Against
Anti-Auntie Pro-Uncle Anti-Freeze Pro-Warm Anti-Pasta Pro-Potato Anti-Choice Pro-Abortion
Jan 16th
Imagine there were no countries…
Jan 16th
Is this the guy they named that scanner .dll after?
Jan 16th
He ambushed himself. He surrounded himself with himself. No...
Jan 16th
What do you call an evangelical church leader who uses speed? A Crystal Methodist.
Jan 15th
ALL the weatherpeople said we would get 6 to 10 inches of...
Jan 15th
Why is she still on TV? The worst interviewer ever!
Jan 15th
Your own warhead is just 19.95 with tax!
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
“If there really is a God who created the entire universe...”
— Dave Barry
Jan 14th
The most rehearsed person in the world.
Jan 14th
Road Spill
The highway department spread tartar sauce to cover the road after the seafood truck spilled its...
Jan 14th
Gates surrounds the building…
Jan 13th
POLLY
Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out...
Jan 13th
Polly Want A Cracker?
One of the biggest regrets ofmy life is not knowing a person named “Polly.” I would enjoy having...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
George, Paul, Ringo, John & The 5th Beatle Flabby. (Why...
Jan 12th
Port-A-Bossy (An islet located off the Fiji Islands)
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
Tumble dry all your clothes with Bounce!
Jan 12th
“Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one...”
— (Unknown)
Jan 12th
“Prince is living proof that Liberace fucked Little Richard.”
— (Unknown)
Jan 12th
Soul Train is still on the air!
Jan 10th
White out, black out? Do you want your pencils with lead or...
Jan 10th
Just grazing at the mall.
Jan 10th
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
— Mark Twain
Jan 10th
“No comment” is a comment”
— George Carlin
Jan 10th
Enola Gay?
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy (to be read aloud with Cary Grant accent)
Jan 10th
Oh, Basil!
Jan 8th
2008, 8002, 2800, 8200, 0082, 0802
Jan 8th
That’s it babe -shovel that coal, stoke that fire. ...
Jan 8th
“Hal, Burton - don’t worry 2008 voting machines...
Jan 6th
Udderly tasteful!
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
Jan 4th
Happy Glue Year! Hope it sticks…
Jan 2nd
Santa Hannah Montana has left Orlando and is back in NJ!
Jan 1st
Only one more year of this lying fool!
Jan 1st