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Sanity Clause
Poor Santa (Satan) can no longer smoke his pipe or be overweight. He’s a role model according...
Dec 2nd
Just Say Ho!
Dec 2nd
Tomorrow is the annual “Do Not Use A Cellphone...
Dec 2nd
As a teenager in Saratoga Springs.
Dec 1st
About Me #4
I was one of the first kids in Oakland, NJ to grow his hair long and be called a girl by grown-ups....
Dec 1st
Ho, Ho, Ho!!!
Dec 1st
Mickey feeling Goofy!
Dec 1st
About Me #3
My worst nightmare is a reoccurring one. In this nightmare a huge horse tramples me underfoot. I...
Nov 28th
Flip Flop, Flip Flop, Flip Flop
Nov 28th
Blah, blah, blah…
Nov 28th
Random Thoughts
The U.S. of A., the protector of corporation rights and to hell with individual rights, is heading...
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
9-11, 9-11, 9-11
Nov 28th
With udders like mine I have to worry about mastitis. From...
Nov 28th
I knew how to milk a cow long before I became a preacher....
Nov 28th
By means of artificial insemination a cow can be impregnated...
Nov 28th
The Bryce Is Right
Nov 28th
Play with your toys!
Nov 27th
JUST DON'T THINK
Every person on Earth had to be potty trained. The sun sets in a pool of radiation as another fetus...
Nov 27th
Trojan wars, Trojan horse, Trojan condoms, Trojan...
Nov 27th
Dick Cheney = Chicken Dye
Nov 26th
ANAGRAM = RAGA MAN
Madam Curie = Radium Came Evangelist = Evil’s Agent David Wyder = Dad Drew Ivy
Nov 26th
He was better at bowling. He had a bigger ball to use.
Nov 26th
FILM
A negative of myself Reproduces A positive of myself (David R. Wyder)
Nov 26th
Pancake make up. (I’m sorry I burned your breakfast)
Nov 25th
Ramdom Shots
The Macy’s flyer in today’s newspaper said that ladies underwear would be half off! I...
Nov 25th
Dick Nixon in 2008 Tanned, relaxed and ready to run again!
Nov 25th
Nuff said!
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
November 24, 1966 in History The Beatles began recording...
Nov 25th
On the cover of the Rolling Stone!
Nov 24th
Unelected prez George Shrub clears bush on the Grassy Knoll....
Nov 24th
Draft Dodgers? Joe CatcherTorre?
Nov 24th
Ramdumb Thoughts
Al Cowpone = Alice Cowpone Don Corleone = Donna Cowleone Q: How much does a miniature Steinway? A:...
Nov 24th
Head versus Throat
Nov 24th
Fish versus Shark
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
Good versus Evil
Nov 24th
Random Thoughts
If Scott Joplin wrote mostly “ragtime” music, might his wife have considered these to be...
Nov 24th
Diamond on Thanksgiving Day!
Nov 23rd
UPPERS
A religious afternoon Was had by all Bible reading Amphetamine speeding Racing to heaven On a...
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
(Jack) Ruby (don’t take your love to town)…
Nov 22nd
THE BIG CASINO
Characters Missy Lady Mr. Kashedin Phil Hopper Jack & Jackie Pot Uncle Mac, Auntie Em Connie...
Nov 22nd
Scooter Libby & Bush Adminstration A Jackpot Of Lies!
Nov 22nd
Silly Dad and serious daughter…
Nov 22nd
Birthday Card #1
Nov 22nd
Does not want cheezburger!
Nov 22nd
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Family Tree
b. Richard R. 1895 + Jessie Sketchley 1900, div. b1 Richard Robert 1920 1 Mamaraneck Ave.,...
Nov 21st
Shoosting - You plant the seeds and watch them shoost up...
Nov 18th
This is Diamond. She’s a cat. This is what we did...
Nov 18th
Diamond's Mycatspace Web Page
Nov 18th
Nov 17th
LOVE
Sick jokes Old ropes Me You Apart Forever Darn… (David R. Wyder)
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
Fantasy Mouse Pad
Nov 13th
Books
I bought “Euthanasia For Dummies” today. See you all tomorrow!
Nov 13th
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Nov 11th
I went to Collage College
Nov 11th
Our house is a very very fine house. (with two cats in the...
Nov 11th
Meta (physical)?
The law of love is this. Repay evil with love. Give evil no power by giving love all the power. What...
Nov 11th
My dad was 60 when I was born. Everybody thought he was my...
Nov 11th
DAD
The last friend I had would talk to the walls Now she’s in Florida mapping offshore squalls. I’m...
Nov 11th
My brother and I playing baseball on Lakeshore Drive. We...
Nov 11th
LAKESHORE DRIVE
We were fast asleep on the kitchen table and mom forgot the dessert. She was out back with dad...
Nov 11th
SCRIBD Daily Cow Text
Nov 11th
As a young boy in grammar school.
Nov 11th
About Me #2
My chemical addictions are as follows: air, water, caffeine, nicotine and hay. What keeps me going...
Nov 11th
David, divaD
Nov 11th
ABOUT ME #1
My name is David R. Wyder and I am 52 years old. My quest is to make the world safe for cows and if...
Nov 11th
“Smoking is the great romance of a lifetime. If I could find...”
— Fran Lebowitz
Nov 10th
What’s a Daily Cow you may ask. Answers don’t...
Nov 9th
Grandpa babysits the little guy.
Nov 9th
STRING THREAD
This whole mess is being turned by one thread in a single motion. Off the edge into dice baseball ...
Nov 9th
The first kid in Oakland, NJ to go from the Tiny Tim League...
Nov 9th
A jackpot many years ago in Atlantic City. Don’t go...
Nov 9th
DEBT
Where are you coming from? Mountains of sorrow! Where are are you going? to the bank to borrow! ...
Nov 9th
Cow bathroom.
Nov 9th
Freefall
cold shadows toes froze wicked clouds falling from grace… (David R. Wyder)
Nov 8th
Snowstorms slow down a world going too fast.
Nov 8th
She’s a cat. Her name is Diamond.
Nov 8th