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Happy Caturday! Give your pussy some extra love today…
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“How can I be a hippie when I hate hippies?”
— Charles Manson
Nov 7th
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“I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America...”
— Richard Pryor
Nov 7th
Fish (Phish) on a stick…
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
Phish - Ocelot
Nov 7th
Halloween leftovers. Poster boy for overpopulation…
Nov 7th

STOP BREEDING HUMANS...

Whether we like to admit it or not, overpopulation on this planet is the biggest environmental...
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
yuriyy: A what?? I need a wax job on my 11th finger. See...
Nov 6th
That’s not hazardous waste. That’s my sperm...
Nov 6th

Fear Factoid #4

Enough hazardous waste is generated each year to fill the Superdome 1,500 times.
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Listen Listen
Jefferson Airplane - Lather
Nov 6th
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Second Homes

There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin, Ireland. More Italians in New York City than...
Nov 6th
Nov 5th

Allergic To Sperm

Could you be allergic to your husband’s sperm? Crazy as it sounds, between 20,000 and 40,000...
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
Don’t be too hard on the “beaver”...
Nov 5th
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“Mr. Mojo Risin” is an anagram for Jim Morrison.
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With my grandson in Florida. Retirement won’t come...
Nov 5th
“Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing...”
— Hal Borland
Nov 5th
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Fear Factoid #3

The tonnage of e-waste we toss out with the garbage each year-about 2.57 million tons or 4.6 billion...
Nov 5th
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Listen Listen
Ozzy Osbourne - Go Now
Nov 5th
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“What’s happening on the Earth now are tests to prove our...”
— Brad Johnson (via oceanofmind)
Nov 5th
pi4nobl4ck: What the fuck are these shoes? Fuck Me...
Nov 5th
yourwonderingmind: greenrock: My favorite Luke Brown ...
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Earliest discovered light in the universe…
Nov 5th
“Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
— Steven Wright
Nov 5th
The newest Disney Theme Park attraction.
Nov 5th
“Walt Disney Theme Parks have started giving visually...”
— Conan O’Brien
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
Any month that begins on a Sunday will include a Friday the 13th.
Nov 5th
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Jumping For Joy! #40 & #27!
Nov 5th

Learn To Fly

On a wagon bound for market There’s a calf with a mournful eye. High above him there’s a...
Nov 5th
Nov 4th
“How I wish How I wish you were here. We’re just two...”
— Pink Floyd, “Wish You...
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“And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but...”
— Pink Floyd, “Time”
Nov 4th
(via lovegifs)
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“He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.”
— Victor Borge
Nov 4th
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I knew a girl that was so stupid that...

1. She called me to get my phone number. 2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box...
Nov 4th
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“Any political party that can’t cough up anything...”
— Hunter S. Thompson (about...
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“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take...”
— Jay London
Nov 4th
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Listen Listen
Unamerican - Naked Eye
Nov 4th
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The formula for reproduction…
Nov 4th

How Many People Have Lived On Planet...

How many people have ever lived on earth? It was written during the 1970s that 75% of the people who...
Nov 4th
Wheel of Misfortune…
Nov 4th
Holiday consolidation…
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“Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all...”
— Mel Brooks
Nov 4th
Oh that Shatner and his ego. With his last name it should...
Nov 4th
pi4nobl4ck: And I thought He-Man was gay.
Nov 4th
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Fear Factoid #2

More than 1 billion people worldwide lack access to safe drinking water.
Nov 4th
Nov 3rd
I think if they legalize marijuana people will still buy it...
Nov 3rd
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“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept...”
— Jay London
Nov 3rd
Titty Tuesday Twofer with puffy nipples…
Nov 3rd
It’s Titty Tuesday on tumblr…
Nov 3rd
“The guy may wear the pants in this relationship but I...”
— Unknown Female
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“The river is everywhere at the same time, at the source and...”
— Herman Hesse, Siddhartha (via...
Nov 3rd
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“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any...”
— Mark Twain
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“Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?”
— Don Rickles (to Ernest...
Nov 3rd
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“He couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.”
— Johnny Carson (about Chevy...
Nov 3rd
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“There were three things that Chico was always on - a phone,...”
— Groucho Marx (about his...
Nov 3rd
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Sexual Terms #2

Paying The Rent - A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders,...
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
Vadly - Dirty Old Man
Nov 3rd
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Fun Factoid #1

Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by opioid drug...
Nov 3rd
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Fear Factoid #1

If everyone lived on Earth like those in America, we’d need five planets to support us.
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd

THIS tumblr.

NOTE: Like any web URL you should always do a reality check and make sure the site still exists,...
Nov 3rd
Nov 2nd
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sixbucks: Debbie Harry: Heroes (Live)
Nov 2nd
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“Why can’t they have gay people in the army?...”
— John Stewart
Nov 2nd
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Golfing With Cows

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped...
Nov 2nd
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Old Magicians never die, they just...

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“A blank, helpless sort of face, rather like a rose just...”
— John Carey
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“I’m glad I’ve given up drugs and alcohol. It...”
— Elton John (about Keith...
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“He could be a maneuvering swine, which no one ever realized.”
— Paul McCartney (about John...
Nov 2nd
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“The only genius with an IQ of 60.”
— Gore Vidal (about Andy Warhol)
Nov 2nd
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“He had a charisma that must have come out of an immaculate...”
— Norman Mailer (about Abbie...
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“She’s so pure, Moses couldn’t even part her...”
— Joan Rivers
Nov 2nd
Shit for Brains…
Nov 2nd
“English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out...”
— Fred Allen
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“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs.”
— Jackie Gleason
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“I was born nine months premature.”
— Jay London
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Bob & Tom - Juggs Judy
Nov 2nd
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Don't follow me. I run into walls.

Nov 2nd
Nov 1st
“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a...”
— Tim Allen
Nov 1st
Halloween cock costume won’t wash off even tried...
Nov 1st

I hope to never have to use the words...

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Obesity is taking the same road tobacco...

Nov 1st
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Books Read October 2009

Real Babe - Eva Morris (230 pages) Un-Spun - Brooks Jackson & Kathleen Jameson (186 pages) ...
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
“I went to the store and bought lady fingers. When I got home...”
— Jay London
Nov 1st
youfillmewithinertia: janitoroflunacy: (via klaumich)
Nov 1st
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sixbucks: Talking Heads: Psycho Killer (To be enjoyed with Listen Up!)
Nov 1st
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“Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When...”
— Mel Brooks
Nov 1st
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“Prayer has no place in public schools, just like facts have...”
— Superintenent Chalmers (The...
Nov 1st
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Illuminoids - Satan Said Walrus Eggs
Nov 1st
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“It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.”
— Albert Einstein
Nov 1st
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“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re...”
— Mel Brooks
Nov 1st
Migraines…
Nov 1st
“I once went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did...”
— Jay London
Nov 1st