Nov 24th
“He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens...”
— Leo Tolstoy
— Leo Tolstoy
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“Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?”
— Don Rickles (to David...
— Don Rickles (to David...
Nov 24th
(via aishraz)
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Thanksgiving Holiday Wishes
Instead of saying Happy Thanksgiving to folks this year why not try out these witty wishes. And...
Nov 24th
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Listen
Bob Seger - Chain Smokin’
Nov 24th
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Don't Reblog This
Don’t reblog this if you dislike posts that say “reblog this if you like (for instance...
Nov 24th
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Fear Factoid #9
One hundred million people live within three feet of sea level.
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Transcend Or Die
Absolutely limit population. Either we transcend our primitive urges to allow our DNA to continue on...
Nov 24th
Nov 23rd
“If I walked on water people would say I couldn’t swim.”
— John Turner
— John Turner
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire...”
— Dolly Parton
— Dolly Parton
Nov 23rd
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Listen
Rolling Stones - Tell Me
Nov 23rd
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Quotes About JFK Murder
The committee believes, on the basis of the evidence available to it, that President John F. Kennedy...
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
“We took care of Kennedy … The hit in Dallas was just...”
— Sam Giancana to his brother
— Sam Giancana to his brother
Nov 23rd
Who dun it?
“after all it was you and me.”...
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It Was 46 Years Ago Today...
It was 46 years ago today that JFK was shot and 4 years later Sgt. Pepper taught the band how to...
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Bronchitis
I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with bronchitis. Gave me three prescriptions and told...
Nov 23rd
Nov 22nd
I love to give head.
(via completelynormal)
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re...”
— Shitmydadsays (via...
— Shitmydadsays (via...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”
— Samuel Beckett
— Samuel Beckett
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s...”
— Paula Poundstone
— Paula Poundstone
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They...
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Listen
Moody Blues - So Deep Within You
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“People aren’t as stupid as the politicians think. More...”
— Bob Black
— Bob Black
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“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like...”
— Ezekiel 23:20 (New...
— Ezekiel 23:20 (New...
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“Some of us pursue perfection and virtue and if we’re...”
— Bob Dylan
— Bob Dylan
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Too Much Light
Imagine if you will that each point of light is a universe, each universe containing hundreds of...
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Nov 21st
If the truth hurts, are lies painless?
Nov 21st
Happy Caturday! Give your pussy some x-tra good lovin’...
Nov 21st
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a...”
— Oscar Wilde
— Oscar Wilde
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so...
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Listen
Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues
Nov 21st
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IT'S OURS // CHARLES BUKOWSKI
There is always that space there just before they get to us that space that fine relaxer the...
Nov 21st
Can this person please GO AWAY…FAR, FAR AWAY!
Nov 21st
Joke #52
Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings....
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
Deep Fried Bull Testicles
It might take balls to eat them, but deep fried bull testicles have a niche market in parts of...
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
“The things you own end up owning you. It’s only after...”
— Fight Club
— Fight Club
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
“Life is not separate from death. It only looks that way.”
— American Indian Proverb
— American Indian Proverb
Nov 20th
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Listen
Beach House - Home Again
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Listen
sixbucks:
The Clash - Safe European Home
Nov 19th
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“If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have...”
— John Cleese
— John Cleese
Nov 19th
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Fear Factoid #9
The pricetag to influence the health care debate in the halls of Congress has surpassed $600 million...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
“Cannabis is not a health problem, the problem is that it...”
— Terence McKenna Raises Coffee...
— Terence McKenna Raises Coffee...
Nov 19th
twink:
(via elvisdepressley)
Nov 19th
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Listen
Marshall Tucker Band - Fire On The Mountain
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
“People go to church for the same reasons they go to a...”
— Mikhail Bakunin. (via...
— Mikhail Bakunin. (via...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
“Politically correct is the language of cowardice.”
— Billy Connolly
— Billy Connolly
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
“Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.”
— William Burroughs
— William Burroughs
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
If men had periods, they'd brag about...
Nov 19th
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without...
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Fun Factoids #8
Elias Howe (1819-1867) said one inspiration for his invention of the sewing machine came from a...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
“My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.”
— David Lynch
— David Lynch
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
“Don’t brood. Get on with living and loving. You...”
— Leo Buscaglia
— Leo Buscaglia
Nov 18th
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“Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help...”
— J. G. Ballard
— J. G. Ballard
Nov 18th
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Listen
Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere - Ocean Colour Scene
Nov 18th
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“I’m so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better watch...”
— Tom Waits (for no one)
— Tom Waits (for no one)
Nov 18th
Titty Tuesday on tumblr….
Nov 18th
“Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself...”
— Jean Paul Sarte
— Jean Paul Sarte
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Nov 17th
Fun Factoid #8
The average person has about 1,460 dreams a year. That’s about four per night.
Nov 17th
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Listen
Undertow - Suzanne Vega
Nov 17th
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“I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring....”
— J. G. Ballard
— J. G. Ballard
Nov 17th
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“I’d crawl to you baby. And I’d fall at your...”
— Leonard Cohen
— Leonard Cohen
Nov 17th
Flint Stones (must be dinosaur rockers…)
Nov 17th
“I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things… I...”
— Leo Buscaglia
— Leo Buscaglia
Nov 17th
9gag:
a day at the ATM
Then she asked me to make a...
Nov 17th
Listen
poortaste:
Grateful Dead - Shakedown Street
Nov 17th
Malcolm X-Mas Gift Idea #1
Nov 17th
“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t...”
— Heathers
— Heathers
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Nov 16th
Fun Factoid #7
The link between hallucinogenic drugs and dreams has been recognized since the time of oldest...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Obama tells China that with an...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Sarah T. Disease
Nov 16th
A Medical Love Song
Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I’ve had ballanital chancroids For quite...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Fear Factoid #7
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Nov 16th
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Listen
Procol Harum - Your Own Choice
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“Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like...”
— Natalie Clifford Barney
— Natalie Clifford Barney
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“A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is...”
— J. G. Ballard
— J. G. Ballard
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Nov 16th
“I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our...”
— Barack Obama on the campaign...
— Barack Obama on the campaign...
Nov 16th
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“The secret of life is to have no fear; it’s the only...”
— Stokely Carmichael
— Stokely Carmichael
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Fun Factoid #7
Iron Eyes Cody, the crying Indian in the famous anti-pollution TV commercial, was actually an...
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
“We were all on this ship in the sixties, our generation, a...”
— John Lennon
— John Lennon
Nov 15th
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Listen
Ann Wilson - Isolation
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“The ’60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex...”
— Abbie Hoffman
— Abbie Hoffman
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“You are one big freaking smiling organism vibrating and...”
— Gilles Chamboraire (via...
— Gilles Chamboraire (via...
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Nov 15th
“Why is it considered the height of civilization to work 8 to...”
— (via poortaste)
— (via poortaste)
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“You’re basing your laws and your whole outlook on...”
— Jack Kevorkian
— Jack Kevorkian
Nov 15th
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One tree makes 8,333 sheets of copy...
Nov 15th
Happy Caturday…
Nov 15th
We are getting fucked by all governments. Federal, State...
Nov 14th
“People are losing their homes, their jobs, their health,...”
— Dennis Kucinich (via...
— Dennis Kucinich (via...
Nov 14th
pi4nobl4ck:
Oh, you watch me!
I always follow myself, why...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Fear Factoid #6
Four million six hundred thousand people (4,600,000) die from air pollution each year.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I...”
— Bill Lee
— Bill Lee
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Listen
Paul McCartney - Sing The Changes (live)
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
When invited to get on the plane, George...
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“Politics isn’t about left versus right; it’s...”
— Jim Hightower
— Jim Hightower
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Sexual Terms #5
Remember 9/11 - When you straddle a girl stomach and titty fuck her but your holding both her boobs...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
Joke #51
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A. A cock that sticks to the roof of...
Nov 14th
9gag:
Metal Fan
Nov 13th
gifanime:
goldengurl:
(via curiousgirl)
Whitehouse...
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
“There is a higher law than the law of government....”
— Stokely Carmichael
— Stokely Carmichael
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
Joke #50
Q. What’s in the toilet of the star ship enterprise? A. The captain’s log.
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
“There’s a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has...”
— Richard Pryor
— Richard Pryor
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Fun Factoid #7
Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid,...
Nov 13th
Listen
Bruce Springsteen -Long Walk Home
Nov 13th
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“Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers...”
— Spiro T Agnew
— Spiro T Agnew
Nov 13th
Just checking to see if you have an extra nipple…
Nov 13th
Fun Factoid #7
It’s been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
Fun Factoid #7
The delegates who attended the Constitutional Convention spent much of their time getting drunk. One...
Nov 13th
Nov 12th
Today was take your cow to work day. I used my...
Nov 12th
Joke #50
Q. How can you tell which one is the head nurse? A. She’s the one with the dirty knees.
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
Smoking Bullshit
About half the exposure to smoking that children get comes from youth-rated films, he said. ...
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
“Martina was so far in the closet she was in danger of being...”
— Rita Mae Brown (about Martina...
— Rita Mae Brown (about Martina...
Nov 12th
No more typing. No more masturbation. No more handshakes.
Nov 12th
“Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice...”
— Henny Youngman
— Henny Youngman
Nov 12th
Pat Boone. (I think I’m going to throw up)…
Nov 12th
“There’s something about me that makes a lot of people...”
— Pat Boone
— Pat Boone
Nov 12th
pi4nobl4ck:
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
“Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
— Robert Drew, (Executed by...
— Robert Drew, (Executed by...
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“Better living through chemistry.”
— Dow Chemical advertisement
— Dow Chemical advertisement
Nov 12th
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Listen
Procol Harum - Wreck Of The Hesperus
Nov 12th
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“To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from...”
— Abbie Hoffman
— Abbie Hoffman
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
I have to admit that after eating this dick I was...
Nov 12th
Went to the Bakery today…
Nov 12th
Joke #49
Q. What is the cheapest meat? A. Deer balls, they’re under a buck.
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
Fear Factoid #5
The U.S., China and India will collectively be emitting 2.7 billion tons of carbon dioxide per year...
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
“Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you’re a hippie...”
— Cartman, South Park
— Cartman, South Park
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“Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world....”
— Bob Black
— Bob Black
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Fun Factoid #7
The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Joke #48
Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn’t last forever.
Nov 11th
Tastes like chicken…
Nov 11th
“I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.”
— Richard Lewis
— Richard Lewis
Nov 11th
We’re having a Communist Party!!! Bring your red wine...
Nov 11th
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Forking things up…
Nov 11th
“Grant me the serenity to fuck up the things I cannot change,...”
— Peety (via peetypassion)
— Peety (via peetypassion)
Nov 11th
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“She looks like something that would eat its young.”
— Dorothy Parker (about Dame...
— Dorothy Parker (about Dame...
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“Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on...”
— Joan Rivers
— Joan Rivers
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“She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she...”
— Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)
— Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)
Nov 11th
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“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to...”
— Oscar Wilde (via booklover)
— Oscar Wilde (via booklover)
Nov 11th
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“The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It...”
— Jacqueline Kennedy
— Jacqueline Kennedy
Nov 11th
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Listen
King Crimson - I Talk To The Wind
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Consumer Reports: Most Canned Foods Contain Deadly Chemical Only...
Nov 11th
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“I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had...”
— Richard Pryor
— Richard Pryor
Nov 11th
Wyoming Tetons
Nov 11th
Fun Factoid #7
Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.
Nov 11th
A Titty Tuesday twofer on tumblr…
Nov 11th
It’s Titty Tuesday on tumblr. Tops off everyone…
Nov 11th
Goldman Sachs, Citigroup Got Swine Flu...
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Worried?
3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow… Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar...
Nov 11th
Nov 10th
“I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t...”
— Jack Kerouac
— Jack Kerouac
Nov 10th
twink:
bebelestrange:
via gifs.xtgem.com
Get on the...
Nov 10th
robertschofield:
By J.H. Williams III
Nov 10th