January 2012
Opted Out
It happens to every company. They get too damn big for their britches and think they can do whatever they want. Google now thinks they can search you as well as you searching them. I’ve cut the cord and once again can search for things without them “thinking” they know what I’m looking for (in the material world). These ad recommendation algorithms are stupid anyway and...
A single drop of blood contains approximately 250...
“I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis...”
– Dean Koontz
45% of Americans do not know that the Sun is a...
G-Spot
Scientists Can’t Find It After 60 Years. But agree it’s been great fun and intend to keep looking.
(Ironic Times)
“The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the...”
– Adam Smith
Robert Klein - Commercials
Beatles - Sexy Sadie
yourmomentofnoise:
“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” ― Charles Bukowski, Women”
“In fact, there are now more people in prison than there are farmers, which is to...”
– Sam Smith in Why Bother?: Getting a life in a Locked-down Land
(via hand-me-downs-et-cetera)
WatchHeaven And Hell
PLAYLIST
Black Sabbath - Heaven And Hell Bryan Adams - Heaven Chris Rea - The Road To Hell Eric Burdon -...
“One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station.
When I confronted him...”
– (Steven Jackson Games)
What genetic changes would you make in the human...
Liquid waste extraction and sex organs way further away. Add new skin colors. Might as well spread more hate around. Could I please have a nice long furry swishy tail? Mood skin! You’d always be able to avoid cranky people. Better memory. I forgot what the other one was. The ability to fire angry ticks out of my nipples. Make pussy taste like cherry pie and cock taste like whatever the hell...
“I love it when you give me head, I hate it when you give me headaches.”
– J. Cole
Steve Miller Band - Jungle Love
Dr. Ruth was trained as a sniper by the Israeli...
“Well, June is, uh, National Dairy Month, and I’ll be milking Deirdre...”
– Don Imus
“Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out...”
– Jack Handey/Deep Thoughts
“We are costumes the Universe puts on to play with itself.”
– Arthur D. Hlavaty
Neil Young - I’ve Been Waiting For You
When the computer mouse was invented, it was...
