February 2012
The Twisted Branches of Government
Judicial Branch - Judges Congressional Branch - Cons Executive Branch - Executes
“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the...”
– Neil Gaiman
“I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy on a package of underwear.”
– Letterman
“During depression the world disappears. Language itself. One has nothing to say....”
– Kate Millett
David Bowie - China Girl
“No man has received from nature the right to command his fellow human beings.”
– Denis Diderot
“Love can be more destructive than hate.”
– Tionne Rogers
BIT-SLAP.ME: More bad Kindle hates... →
hogjonny:
I HATE seeing this:
Formats Amazon
Hardcover Price New $7.84
Hardcover Price Used $7.80
Paperback New $6.95
Paperback Used $1.67
Kindle Edition $13.99
This is one of the CRAPPY results of an obviously poorly designed method of publishing, distribution, purchase,…
what spring does with the cherry trees: "O... →
thecherrytrees:
I get these girly magazines in the mail because I’m writing short stories for them again and here in these pages are these ladies exposing their jewel boxes — it looks more like a gynecologist’s journal — everything boldly and clinically exposed beneath bland and bored physiognomies. it’s a…
WatchQ Tip Rip
“I had a TV set and a typewriter and that made me think a computer should be laid...”
– Steve Wozniak
Life/Death
I wonder what I’d be doing today if I knew how many days I had left to live?
“Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you.”
– Carroll Bryant
Short Kuts - Born On The Bayou
“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and...”
– Dave Barry
What About Pussy?
Guy: about the word "vagina" it doesn't roll off the tongue.
Girl: The British used the word "quim," which originated from the Welsh... It means a hollow or a valley. The valley between her legs.
Guy: See, nobody wants a valley... Shoulda just called it a slit.
Girl: Or a hairline fracture.
A Friend Indeed!
Girl, to friend: Yeah, so I was in the middle of fucking him when she called... And I all I could say was, "you've got a friend in me..."
Friend: You are a horrible person.
Psst...Got Some Bread?
The next time you see some statistics, remember these facts about bread:
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates...
February 5, 1969
Shortest-lived television series of all time canceled — on its first day on the air. “Turn On,” a fast-paced comedy with computerized music & stop-action photography, reputedly contained too many double entendres & hidden meanings. One station cancelled the airing in the middle of the broadcast.
Crosby & Nash - Urge For Going
