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November 28, 2009
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Get Your Tongue Out'a My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye...

November 28, 2009
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November 28, 2009
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Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)...

November 28, 2009
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November 28, 2009
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Talking is just masturbation without the mess.
Raine Maida
November 28, 2009
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November 28, 2009
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You've had way too much cock in your mouth to be vegan...

November 28, 2009
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November 28, 2009
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Nurse Porn Star

College girl, surprised: You went on a blind date last night?
College boy: Yeah, she was nice. She's gonna be a nurse.
Sketchy friend: Dude, that's awesome! Y'know, nurses make the best porn stars.
November 28, 2009
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